On school mornings, pretty much no matter what time I get in the shower, I always get out at 07:22

Yissss

OMFG RACHEL YOU ARE ALIVE AFTER ALL

penny-hartzs:

Matt with children (and bonus Karen)

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I only take the best.

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waaaahlbodayz:

short-bread:

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Stephen fry. Stop it.

You are clearly being too smart. You are not of this Earth.

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wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

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